Joan Rivers tried to steal my boyfriend

  As the casino's photographer, he got to hang with her in her dressing room for a bit when she did a show here on the weekend. She told him she "could tell when someone knew what they were doing," and said he should come to Vegas with her... who knows if she was talking about his photographic skills?!  ;)  
  He also went on an errand to get her M&Ms ... he said she made no diva-like demands about having the brown ones removed.

The show was awesome ... I laughed so hard that I nearly fell out of my seat.  Joan has a major potty mouth.   I've also never seen anyone in person who's had that much plastic surgery.