I NEED MIDOL!!
Have been hit by bad attack of PMS...feel awful, very cranky and out of sorts, don't want to be at work, hate everyone, and want to crawl into bed and stay there. Have spilled entire cup of coffee onto keyboard, and think The Boy may have tried to flush a toy down the potty at home, and now have to get Peter to come over and fix it. Have just finished an Aero, and nice (and frightened) male co-worker was kind enough to buy me cafe mocha.
Is not easy being female.
posted by Desperate Housewife at
2:27 PM
2 Comments:
Here is my plan of attack:
1. Have boy open a window.
2. Throw Aero bars into the room to distract D.H.
3. Fix crapper as quickly as possibly
4. Jump out the open window.
5. Wave to the boy as I crash to the ground, breaking several bones and consider myself lucky.
Dumont! Dumont!
unshare your profile ASAP.
You might want to move the blog to a new address too.
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