Friday, September 22, 2006

I'm Cranky Today

The result of ex-husband stuff, and being kicked all night long by the Boy.
Am about to eat a McNugget combo from McDonalds. The trans fats should perk me right me up.


Blogger old lady said...

Ex husband stuff sucks. My symapthies. Nothing that a gun, a couple of bucks and a crackhead looking for his next hit won't fix, though.
Just kidding!
Ya, I know, that wasn't funny.Well, I sort of thought it was but probably no one else will.
Maybe try the McDonalds first.

3:40 PM  
Blogger desperate housewife said...

Ba ha ha ha! Actually, it's very funny! I was cracking jokes myself today about ex-husbands being decapitated in car accidents.

4:34 PM  
Blogger Librarian Girl said...

God bless the Inventor of Nuggets.

4:57 PM  
Blogger Darlene said...

hey, one my best friends goes hunting all the time...we could make it look like an "accident"... But, mcnuggets work too.

6:06 PM  
Blogger Schell said...

Life throws stupid stuff at ya all the time. Hope the weekend is better. Love the fast food. Cure's what ail's ya, or ail's ya, it don't matter.

6:08 PM  
Blogger Netter said...

Ewww, Ex Husbands, Ex boyfriends....they are all a pain in the you know what. Hang in there....Karma will take care of him, just give it time. Just in case you take Kare's't, I repeat, DO NOT use a crackhead...they can't keep their mouths shut. Get a pro...they probably won't get caught. They may cost more but they are more reliable. wink wink

9:03 PM  
Blogger desperate housewife said...

Aww, you guys!
Thanks for the ex-husband slaying tips. It gave me the warm and fuzzies. Really!

9:58 PM  
Blogger old lady said...

We're here for you, DH.

10:23 PM  
Blogger Darlene said...

yeah, we've totally got your back. :o)

12:04 AM  
Blogger Brandy said...

Get a voodoo(sp?) doll and some of your exs hairs and start sticking some pins in where you want to hurt him the most. He will never know what happened....muwhahahahaha!! Hope you weekend is a good one!!

12:49 AM  
Blogger Peter Gibbons said...

He's like a cockroach. He just won't die.

6:16 AM  
Blogger Knitting Momma said...

I don't have an exhusband, but I'm the daughter of a particularly inattentive, mean one. They suck. I hope he chokes on a carrot.

2:26 PM  

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