I Had The Most Disturbing Dream Last Night
I dreamt I was getting my hair done. First, Oscar the Grouch (the one I work with, not the Sesame Street one) burst into the room where I was, and burst into tears, because her stylist had said something nasty to her.
Then, I looked at the mirror, and realized that the sides of my hair had been cut off, and I had a mullet! A really bad early- nineties Billy Ray Cyrus mullet (you know, he actually looks pretty good these days with his new hair.)
It was very real. I even had that awful feeling in the pit of your stomach you get when you get a really bad cut, one you know is going to take a lot of time to grow out, and is going to look bad for a loooong time.
What does it mean?
posted by Desperate Housewife at
8:40 AM
7 Comments:
It means don't mess with your hair; leave it the way it is.
(Or Hannah Montana was on TV when you fell asleep on the couch last night)
Well, I for one would run like HELL if I saw a pair of cutting shears.
Don't worry rogue, skullets are ALWAYS in style.
omg - I can't believe mullets used to be cool back in the day. They should be outlawed.
I can's even imagine what it means. Now that it's in my head, I'm scared to go to sleep in fear that I'll have the same dream. I think I would do better up against Freddy Kruger.
My neighbor has a mullet hair cut.. It is awful. Now I am afraid of my hair appointment this week. A new person even. Maybe you were having my dream?? LOL
Oh dear! What a nightmare! Perhaps it means a new hairstyle isn't in your future and you should stick to your current do.
I'd rather be bald than have a mullet. boy, that was a scary dream.
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