Excellent Porn Mini-Vacation

Stayed in pretty nice porn inn in Charlottetown. Had a nice soak in the clawfoot bathtub. Also, couldn't sleep, so got up at 4:30am, made a cup of tea in the guest kitchen, then made myself at home on the guest sitting room couch with an afghan and read for a couple of hours. Insomnia is much more fun in a porn inn than at home.

I must say I don't remember the mantle and baseboards in the sitting room being such a shockingly bright pink.