Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Addicted To Crap

So I made a New Year's resolution to eat better, nothing too radical, just a little less junk and a little more notjunk. I did very well starting on Sunday, the oatmeal and citrus for breakfast, a few more veggies, and, way less chocolate than usual. In fact, I had no chocolate at all on Monday.
Yesterday at work, I started to feel a little headachy and ill, and a lot cranky. When I got home I had a few After Eight mints, then a few more, then another few more. Within an hour, I was fine. Chocolate withdrawl symptoms. Fuck.
I'm doomed to have a fat ass forever.


Blogger Peter Gibbons said...

Aw, you have a fine little *ss.
(there, wasn't that a sweet boyfriendy thing to say?)

Intersetingly enough, you seem to have a unique gene that deposits the chocolate on your chest rather than on your ass. If you could isolate the gene and clone it, I could stop looking for another job and sit on my ass.

2:30 PM  

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