Karma Test
Or, "I'm A Great Big Idiot Who Gave Back A Free Aero Bar"
Yesterday the vending machine at work gave me two Aero bars instead of the one I had paid for.
Instead of celebrating my good fortune and gobbling both bars, here's what I thought:
"What if karma is testing me?"
And, "What if karma is actually rewarding me?"
Also, "Maybe karma is rewarding me and punishing the vending machine man for ripping everyone off on chocolate bars!"
In the end, I just couldn't bring myself to eat it. I put it in my drawer and decided I would figure out what to do with it tomorrow (today.)
I came in to work this morning, went into the staffroom, and the vending machine guy was there filling the machine. I got the bar, and gave it to him, and told him the machine had given me two. He looked at me very strangely.
But, see? It was a test after all!
I sound like a real wackjob, don't I?
posted by Desperate Housewife at
9:49 PM
13 Comments:
LMAO!
Jeannie, I would have thought and done the same thing. Dear God, there's another mind like mine out there.
Don't mess with karma, man.
Birthday Cake, eh? Busted!
I knew there was something about this whole giving Aero bars back scenario that didn't add up.
"I will steal chocolate"
If you're ever in the mood for a tattoo, I think this should be it!
I didn't touch the birthday cake...it had coconut in it.
Knitting Momma...are you saying there are no Aero bars in the US?!
Mmmm, mint Aero!
Aero Bars and Smarties are a UK-only treat. (and Commonwealth countries of course)
I forgot how much you liked chocolate.
That was an amazing thing you did with your addiction and all. Holy.
You are for sure going to Heaven. No doubt.
Was it your birthday and you didn't tell us?!?!?!
maybe we could start a bootlegging Arrow bar business....hmmm.could be pretty profitable.
I think someone would be "eating into" the profits.
OMG That is the funniest thing! My saying is "if I'm going to hell, it better be for something good". As much as I LOVE LOVE chocolate, I don't know if 1 bar is worth eternal damnation... maybe a dozen, but surely not 1. hahah
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