Bring On The Feats Of Strength!
I've always known Peter is a little "bah, humbug" when it comes to the holidays.But now he has put up a Festivus pole in his living room!
I think it should have some lights on it, or at least a star on top, but he's being very Grinchy about the whole thing.
Peter constructed his own Festivus pole, but you can actually buy them!
posted by Desperate Housewife at
7:37 AM
7 Comments:
First you need to steal money from Peter, then you need to get him a tree.
The Airing of Grievances:
"In this past year, you have disappointed me in the following ways:"
1. Encouraging theft at Festivus...
It's really not stealing per se, And I know I used that particular word but..it's really um.. just a surprise investment. Totally for your own good. Yes, that's it!
Plus, an aluminum pole.. really, now, that could emotionally damage the poor boy! DH, you're not taking him over there are you??
Aluminum poles are perfect because of their simplicity and high strength to weight ratio.
The boy's not old enough for Festivus yet. That's only for when he's grown up and has already milked Christmas for all the toys he can get.
Merry Festivus everyone! I have no grievances at this time, however I do reserve the right to change that statement at any time.
Is it a multi-purpose pole? I mean, can you use it for dancing at a later date? If so, I want one too.
LOL, Darlene! Santa and the Elves are going to be so happy this year, I can tell!
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