Six Weird Things
I usually prefer to keep this kind of thing to myself. Sigh!
Here goes.
In ascending weirdness:
6) I can't sleep without the sound of a fan on.
5) I can eat the same thing for two weeks straight.
4) My jaw locks if I chew gum or sleep on my right side.
3) When I was a little kid, my aunt sent me a postcard with a picture of a chimpanzee in a baby carriage, and I told everyone the chimp was my cousin.
2) I have this poster on the back wall of my closet, behind my clothes.
and... drum roll!
1) I have my own wooden stake. You know, for killing vampires. Actually, my ex made it for me years ago, partly because I was a big Buffy fan, and partly because at the time I worked until midnight by myself. I think it's a great self defense weapon. If you were a mugger, wouldn't you think twice if someone pulled a stake on you?
I'm tagging, uh, is there anyone left who hasn't done this? How about Knitting Momma?
posted by Desperate Housewife at
9:09 PM
6 Comments:
and now, since I'm done painting, the snappy comebacks:
6) That fan is a teen-aged listener who stands outside her window holding up his lighter shouting "You rock, Desperate Housewife".
5) That means two weeks, uninterrupted.
4) I actually didn't know that one.
3) The Chimp denies ever knowing her.
2) I always knew he was deep, deep in the closet.
1) Does it come with mushrooms and onions?
hahaha!
That was worth the wait.
The link for the poster isn't working.
lol. Your cousin.
You and Peter are too funny! A chimpanzee? Hahahahaha!
I'm not interested in Orlando, either. He looks like a kid.
But that elf... I'd run off to Middle Earth with him in a heartbeat!
Lots of my cousins are chimps too, so don't feel bad.
lol...nice list. I guess I should do this now because I wasn't tagged anywhere and perhaps it will get me back into the blogging mood.
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