Boys Are Gross
The Boy tooted the other morning when we were cuddling on the couch. It smelled revoltingly like the corn on the cob he'd eaten the day before. He found it all wildly amusing.
When he stopped laughing, he said to me, "Why don't you toot?"
I replied, "Because I'm a lady."
He said, "You're not a lady!"
Nice.
posted by Desperate Housewife at
9:03 PM
4 Comments:
Haha...kids, they'll get you everytime.
out of the mouths of babes...
ahahahahah omg that's so funny!
You should've sang that Tom Jones song about yourself. "I'm a lady. Whoa whoa whoa I'm a lay-deh!"
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