Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Boys Are Gross


The Boy tooted the other morning when we were cuddling on the couch. It smelled revoltingly like the corn on the cob he'd eaten the day before. He found it all wildly amusing.
When he stopped laughing, he said to me, "Why don't you toot?"
I replied, "Because I'm a lady."
He said, "You're not a lady!"
Nice.

4 Comments:

Blogger Netter said...

Haha...kids, they'll get you everytime.

1:28 AM  
Blogger old lady said...

out of the mouths of babes...

3:36 AM  
Blogger Darlene said...

ahahahahah omg that's so funny!

7:15 PM  
Blogger Librarian Girl said...

You should've sang that Tom Jones song about yourself. "I'm a lady. Whoa whoa whoa I'm a lay-deh!"

10:55 PM  

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