Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Nothing Is Sexier Than A Hot Guy Who Knows How To Cook

I went to a cooking seminar at Atlantic Superstore last night. I was expecting an old, paunchy, cranky chef.
Instead, the chef was young, funny, and wildly attractive. There were 15 of us in the class, 14 women and one very obviously homosexual man, and all of us were staring and salivating, at the food, and at Chef Scott.
He made "mussels poached in shallots and garlic finished with malt vinegar and sweet butter," "Nova Scotia haddock and salmon hodgepodge," and "apple cheddar cobbler." It was gooooood.
If we had been alone, I'm sorry to say that after tasting the mussels, there is a good chance that I would have thrown myself on his counter, yelling, "Shag me! Shag me!" Sorry, Peter.
I won a jar of President's Choice Chinese five-spice blend by figuring out that he'd used cardamom in the cobbler, and I also guessed he'd used fennel in the hodge podge, and he said I had a good palate. I actually tittered like a teenage girl.
Good times!


Blogger Peter Gibbons said...

"A Hot Guy Who Knows How To Cook" = Plays for the other team.

Sorry, It's one of the most basic laws of nature; "...can make a souffle, ...must be gay".

(I'll bet the flamer in the class was his muse). ;-)

8:55 AM  
Blogger Brandy said...

ROLMBO... Sounds like you had a good time in the class. I would love to take a cooking class like that.

9:39 AM  
Blogger Rogue Buccaneer said...

Rogue is a hot guy who can gook and plays for the same team as you peter...and as an added bonus DH I can talk like a pirate!


9:53 AM  
Blogger Peter Gibbons said...

Aargh rogue, we all "think" we can cook.

I remember once dazzling her with my ability to premicrowave and then bake a potato. That's were my skills end.

10:08 AM  
Blogger Schell said...

I say Shag it all the time, must be an east coast thing. Did ya get to try everything? It's like Nate Berkus on Oprah, Holy man, I think he is too perfect. But.......

11:12 AM  
Blogger desperate housewife said...

It's a pity Nate plays for the other team. I felt so bad for him when he was on Oprah after he lost his partner to the tsunami.

11:30 AM  
Blogger Darlene said...

Nate is a babe... I agree - there's nothing like a hot guy who cooks.. Brings all sorts of nasty kitchen thoughts to mind.

11:40 AM  
Blogger Courtney said...

How wonderful.. Sounds yummy.. Sounded like fun anyways..

2:04 PM  
Blogger old lady said...

Nate! Omg. He's beautiful.

5:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, you can always dream! No harm in that - nudge, nudge, wink, wink, know what I mean?

12:33 AM  
Blogger old lady said...

I've decided to name my dog Nate. Or Nick. I'm not sure yet. Plus, I don't even have a dog.

11:16 PM  

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