This Show Makes Me Want To Clean My House

I try, but I have a two year-old...pretty destructive by nature already, but he also possesses the slob gene that afflicts everyone in my ex-husband's family.
In fact, I should be cleaning right now, but am currently procrastinating.

WTF?

Was at Costco the other night. They had a set of handmade greeting cards, about 15 in a set, for different occasions. They were actually very nice cards, but...hello? Mass-produced handmade greeting cards?