I Was Defrosting My Freezer When I Heard Princess Diana Had Died

I was 10 when Charles and Di hooked up. I thought she was pretty cool. I had her short feathered hair and two pairs of knickers (the short pants, not underwear) and kept a scrapbook of her pictures from my mom's tabloids.

I was sad when she died.

And I think Camilla is a ho-bag.