Hi, I'm Joe Dirt!

I am 37% White Trash.

The white trash in my blood will not keep me from becoming a doctor or a lawyer, but it will keep me from a good haircut and any sort of fashion sense.

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I think it was the permed girl-mullet I had in the 80's that put me over the top. Plus, I pumped gas an Irving girl back in high school.

New Baby!

The Boy has a new baby cousin to play with. Cute, huh?
That's the new mom, my sister in law, sitting on the bed. I've always said she's the best dressed and groomed person I've ever met. Look at her. Does she look like a woman who had a C-section, then hemorrhaged just two days previously?! She's wearing makeup! And she got up and did her hair! There are still some days when I'm lucky if the Boy lets me have a shower!