Waah Waah Waaah!

In a nutshell:

Waah waah waah! Mommy is mean!

Waah waah waah! I'm not as rich as everyone thinks I am!

Waah waah waah! No takes me seriously as an actress because of Daddy!

Waah waah waah! My part in "Scary Movie 2" was mostly cut out!

Waah waah waah! People think I'm a whore just because Dean and I were both married when we hooked up! And I have absolutely no compassion for his ex wife, even though I stole her husband!

Though I must admit... it was kind of interesting, in a trashy, National Enquirer/People magazine kind of way. And I finished it, which is more than I can say for Love In The Time of Cholera.