Friday, August 22, 2008

Lobster Pound in Bar Harbor Porn

As a born and bred Maritimer, I find it kind of silly to eat lobster in fancy-ass expensive restaurants. I mean, you're trying to look civilized while wearing a plastic bib.

Lobster is not high-falutin' food, it's just priced that way. Lobster is messy! It's meant to be eaten outside at a picnic table covered in newspaper, wearing old clothes because you get splattered with lobster juice, and you need band-aids, because you'll probably get a cut or two cracking the shell.

Now, the lobster pound... this is how to eat lobster! Steamed lobster, corn on the cob, coleslaw and a drink for $20, and plastic tablecloths!