Kids Suck
Being a mother is a thankless job. In one week, the Boy has said to me:
- "You aren't much fun!" (on three occasions, while hurrying him to get ready to go to the sitter's)
- "Stop kissing me! You're annoying me!" (this almost made me cry)
- "You're making me grumpy! You need to cooperate!"
- "Leave me alone! Go in the bathroom!"
He's three-freakin'-years old. What kind of emotional damage is he going to inflict on me when he has a full vocabulary?
Along with the heart-breaking comments, he also peed in my bed this week, so I had to take the feather mattress thingey I keep on top of the regular mattress to the cleaners, at a cost of about $35. And, I can't sleep without the damn thing.
Kids just suck.
That's Mr. Lobster protecting his modesty in the pic.