Pretty Cool!

I was hoping he would win. I used to like John McCain, because I felt bad that he can't lift his arms over his head after his stint as a POW. But then I read about how when he got out of the POW camp after five years, he found his faithful wife a lot heavier and several inches shorter after a car accident that almost killed her, and he promptly ran off with 25 year old, wealthy heiress Cindy! I just don't trust guys who are with someone who looks that much like Barbie.