Aaaaaghhhh!

That's what I shrieked this morning when I came upon the encircled "5' Haunted Girl" Halloween decoration in the Superstore flyer.

Here are her attributes:

-"body and arms move like she's reaching for you!"

- "eyes light up!"

All she needs to do is growl "your mother sucks cocks in hell," and then you'd have the whole "Exorcist" experience.

Too creepy even for me!