Monday, September 10, 2007

I Know What Was Wrong With Britney Last Night


She got out there on stage in front of all those people and the TV cameras and suddenly realized, "OMGOD! I've given birth twice and now I'm dancing half naked in slutty underwear!"
I thought she seemed self conscious. Didn't she move like someone who was sucking in her gut with all her might, and trying to keep everything else from flapping around?
She definitely looks awesome for someone who's given birth twice, but no matter how many crunches you do, the pre-preggers bod is gone forever.