Poor Miss South Carolina
I think everyone should stop making fun of poor Miss South Carolina. Yes, she did sound like an idiot when she gave her answer as to why so many Americans can't find the USA on the map. But she was in a pageant, in the glaring lights, on TV. I say things that make me sound like a babbling retard at least once a day, without any of those distractions.
Not to mention, she was standing next to Mario Lopez. I would probably only be able to grunt a few vowels if I was standing next to him.