Staff Party Last Night
And I'm happy to say I didn't make an ass out of myself, unlike last year's now infamous performance, in which I had a few (a lot) too many, grabbed the mic out of my boss' hand, and announced that I hated all men because they're pigs, then spent half an hour with my head in the john, and had to be "assisted" home. Luckily I'd worked with that crew for years, and they're all a bunch of party animals, and mostly everyone had been the "entertainment" at one time or another, so it wasn't a big deal, but I got lots of ribbing the following Monday.
Definitely couldn't act up this year, as have only been at new job for a couple of months. Also, don't hate men this year.