"On Vacation With A Two Year Old" Is An Oxymoron

Well, not really, since an oxymoron only has two words...but you catch my drift, right?


Is it over yet? Can I go back to work now, so I can relax?
Why do two year olds have to be so energetic?!
If the world was fair, us 30 -50 year olds would have all the energy! We're the ones who need it!
We went to Butterfly World Monday, where he chased butterflies, then chased the duckies outside. He stalked the duck below for a minute, then took off after it; there was much flapping of wings and indignant quaking from the duck as it flew away.

Charlotte's New Home

Charlotte the spider has been re-located to a new home, in the flower bed in front of the house. I haven't seen her in a couple of days. I think she may have been eaten.
I told the Boy she went to live on a farm.