Thoughts on the New "Dancing With The Stars"

- My money is on Kristi Yamaguchi

- I just loved that pale blue gown Samantha was wearing last night.

- I hope Shannon Elizabeth and her freakishly long skinny legs are booted off first.

- Marlee Matlin was amazing.

- What the hell has Priscilla Presley done to her face? She's starting to look frighteningly like Joan Rivers.

B.R. surgery update: I have a date! April 15! Hurray!