Holy Jesus!

I'm not much of a Facebook person, but I got a message from an old high school buddy this week. She had a bunch of pictures from high school, and, lo and behold, here I am at the prom!! I haven't seen any prom pics in years.

It was 1988, so my hair was almost as big as my dress, which sported the biggest crinoline I could find.

And I must say, I'm quite shocked at how small my boobs were.

Have You Seen "Tori and Dean: Inn Love"?

I don't know why I keep watching this. Wait, yes I do... because it's really funny because they're such a pair of MORONS!

Look at this guy! Look at him! He's her trained poodle!

He's too Canadian to fit into Tori's bizarro Hollywood scene.

I happen to think Mary Jo (the ex-wife Dean dumped for Tori and the very funny host of a now defunct popular Canadian cooking show) is much better off without him.

And Tori sort of looks like... a guy in drag.