Back to Maine! Porn Inn in Bar Harbor

We spent a night at a place called "Aysgarth Station." It had a great porch, which I totally hogged. It also had the most awesome toiletries, with Aysgarth Station labels, and Tom's of Maine toothpaste. I pinched it all. Plus, the end of the toilet paper was folded into a point, which always gives me a charge, for some reason. I couldn't sleep that night, so I got up at something like 1am and sat on the couch in the porny living room with one of the inn cats and read all about Bar Harbor and Mount Desert Island while drinking tea and hot chocolate. It was really nice.