Thursday, July 06, 2006

Kids Say The Darndest Things!

I have always assumed my lifelong lack of tact and habit of putting both feet in my mouth was due to my being a Sagittarius. After the past weekend however, I'm starting to think maybe there's actually some genetic component to it.

Boy in co-worker's cottage, with co-worker in next room: "I never want to come here again!"

Standing next to blonde with headful of white-girl cornrows: "Mommy, I don't like that lady's hair!"

And my favourite...
Boy in restaurant, loud enough to be heard by everyone: "I just TOOTED! And now I peeing!"