I'm jealous of my 80 year-old father

He and his new ladyfriend are going on a 10-day bus tour of Newfoundland. They're going all over the place, including St. John's and Gros Morne National Park.
I have always wanted to visit Newfoundland, but it's quite a distance, even though it's part of Atlantic Canada. I would love to visit St. John's. Jellybean Row has some rockin' house porn.