Ebay is Bad!
Very bad! It makes crap look like treasure because other people want it, and it comes in the mail, which is way more fun than buying at a store. And that rush when you get something, especially if you've snatched it up at the last second from under the nose of someone who foolishly bid with 30 seconds left ... highly addictive!
Here's my latest acquistion... a wooden dough bowl to adorn the kitchen table, filled with fruit.